- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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