A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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andrew wagner

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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women's rights

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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