Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Democracy.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Robin, get in the car!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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