The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Turkeys are obese

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Anti Joke

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