Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Ron Paul for President!

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Get it? More.

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