- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

if got a joke if fogot it

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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