whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Feminism.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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