Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Im gay What about you

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Cancer. Super Cancer.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A seal walks into a club.

Womens rights.

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