- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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