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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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