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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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