- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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