- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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