Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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