Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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