Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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404 Error: Joke not found

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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