- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's two plus two? Window

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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