- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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