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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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