what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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