- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

silver bullet?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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