What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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