- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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