Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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