- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Justin Bieber

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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