gingers

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

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