- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

i killed my family

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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