- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Everybody will die

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.