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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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