- Anti Joke

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

I like the color potato.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Manchester City

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb