- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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