Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Who invented apple? God

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