Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Your existance.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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