what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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How old are you? 7

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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