- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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