- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

You idiot thats 9 letters

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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