Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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