they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Anti Joke

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