This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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