If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Christ is a conspiracy

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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