Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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