Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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