I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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