- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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