- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Christ is a conspiracy

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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