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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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