- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is better than life? Nothing.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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