Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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I'm gay.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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ur mum

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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