- Anti Joke

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

No it doesnt..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

John Cena

rocky is staring at us from outside...

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.