- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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