All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

kk

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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