- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Bark I'm a tree

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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