- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

I was once a hamster.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

you dint have to be a jew matt

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