I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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