A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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