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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

black people

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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