- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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