Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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bologna

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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