Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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