- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

ur gey

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

No!

-knock knock! -doors open

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Women's rights

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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