Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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