- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

my wife out of the kitchen

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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