- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

copy me and i will kill you

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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