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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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