why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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