- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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