- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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