- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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