- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why did matt die? He had cancer

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

i committed murder

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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