- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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