What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

osama bin laden is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Chicken

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

CFL

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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