- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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