- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

I love alchohol!

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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