What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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