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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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