- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A chicken walked into the bar...

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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