Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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