- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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