- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call two dog? dogs

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Title IX

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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