A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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lol

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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