I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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