- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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