What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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