Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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A van drives into a car.

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This sentence is a lie.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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