Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do u call a cripple Biv

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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