how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Women

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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