Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Pickles are powerful

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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