- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Swag.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A jew enters a mall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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