- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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