What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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alert("Hello");

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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