- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I once did something.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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