Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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